11/06/2028
1100 a.m.
Be thankful you don't have a baby sibling. Actually, can I borrow one of your servants until the little drool monster quits teething? Mother says that it's natural, but I'm sure that I didn't drool as much. Nor spit up upon the person that is supposed to be 'their favorite' according to my father. The pest keeps pulling at my hair and my mother wants to cut it. She has been after me for quite awhile to trim my hair. Please save my hair! And my clothing. You're the only one I have willingly allowed to destroy my wardrobe. What fascinating place are you at this summer?
-Gaspard
15/06/2028
2005 p.m.
I am starting to see why young creatures have evolved to be 'cute'. If it wasn't, then I'm sure that my parents surely would have bought an elf to do all the unpleasant duties that come with a baby. I am surprised that I haven't heard back from you telling me off for calling my sibling a pest or monster and the like. Nor apparently have you been on social media which...is while refreshing, a bit strange for you. Is there a reason? How is the summer treating you?
-Gaspard
07/07/2028
1800 p.m.
My mother said to give you space because you might be 'having fun with a male friend'. I'm sure she meant to say that you were dating. I think my mother's intelligence has declined a bit having to just a baby to communicate with. I talk to it like a normal person would. I tried to tell her that you would have said something if you and Nikolai were vacationing together. I have to go, mother insists on this 'brotherly bonding time'.
-Gaspard