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Azalea Murray
Head of Slytherin
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| | Subject: Re: Quidditch Matches for the Year 2026/2027 Fri May 29, 2020 8:41 am | |
| Hello and welcome once again to Teen Beat, with your commentator Bushrah. Wait? What do you mean this is Quidditch? All of last month has been a-buzz with rumors of break ups, make ups, friendships dissolving and we're still on about Quidditch? Apparently we are.
Which is why we're here this fine Sunday, on the seventh of march to witness the match between GRYFFINDOR (A) and HUFFLEPUFF (B). Or at least, those of us who can be bothered to don our thickest coat and jackets are here. Looks like crowd sizes are another thing the cold shrinks around these parts.
So let's get to the team line ups. No changes on either side with one commentator cheering on Lyra Fletcher who will keep her amazing streak going. All eyes are on Mercy Williams today though, and not just for how awful she looks but the fact that her little girlfriend is not cheering her on. What happened Mercy, did you and the Clement break up?
Weather forecast for today has snow, and I can't think of a better team to drawn under a snowstorm than the Lions. So let the games begin!
Team A Quaffle Score
Team B Quaffle Score
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| | Subject: Re: Quidditch Matches for the Year 2026/2027 Fri May 29, 2020 8:41 am | |
| The member ' Azalea Murray' has done the following action : Dices roll
#1 'Quaffle Score' :  -------------------------------- #2 'Quaffle Score' :  -------------------------------- #3 'Golden Snitch' :  | |
| | | | Azalea Murray
Head of Slytherin
Posts : 664
Birthday : 1993-08-13
Join date : 2018-01-11
Location : Hogwarts or Surrey mostly
Job/hobbies : Deputy Headmistress at Hogwarts
| | Subject: Re: Quidditch Matches for the Year 2026/2027 Fri May 29, 2020 8:51 am | |
| DIDN'T I TELL YOU LYRA IS AMAZING?????
Despite absolutely no support from her Chasers, Beaters and Keeper, my girl managed to snatch that snitch just in time to steal victory from the Gryffindors. Not gonna lie folks, it was real touch and go for a minute with Mercy making goal after goal as if she was punching someone through that Quaffle. Ten more minutes and the Lions would have had a high enough score for the Snitch to not matter. But Lyra prevailed.How are we ever going to replace you next year Ms. Awesome?
The score now stands at 110 to 170 in favor of HUFFLEPUFF, putting the badgers in second place. Hang in there puffs, we will dethrone Slytherin yet and proof that talent trumps money!
As for Gryffindor, looks like they will once again finish closer to the bottom than the top. Hey, what do you know? There is karmic justice after all. Until next time, Bushrah out! ________________________________________________ | |
| | | | Azalea Murray
Head of Slytherin
Posts : 664
Birthday : 1993-08-13
Join date : 2018-01-11
Location : Hogwarts or Surrey mostly
Job/hobbies : Deputy Headmistress at Hogwarts
| | Subject: Re: Quidditch Matches for the Year 2026/2027 Fri May 29, 2020 9:04 am | |
| You know, many people assume I dislike Quidditch and only commentate it as an excuse to vent out my personal feelings. And to those people I say: You're goddamn right I do!
But I also do it to speak the truth. That's right, despite the disclaimers and the Headmaster watching, I'm not afraid to say that privatizing the teams was the worst decision ever. Take today for example, we have HUFLEPUFF (A), a team that's been on fire these last two games going head to head against SLYTHERIN (B), a team who wouldn't know how to sit the right way on their broom if it wasn't for the Clement sponsored GPS installed in the handles. Today's match will prove if talent is all it takes to make it in sports or if this victory too belongs to the highest bidder.
The first of May dawns a little rainy, but that doesn't seem to have affected the attendance. Is it because it's a Saturday and students are itching to be outside and away from exam revisions or is it because Jacques Clement is in the stands with Professor Harrington, cheering on nepotism and match fixing in broad daylight? Who can say?
All I can hope for is a good game, but as we all know, life is hardly that fair.
Team A Quaffle Score
Team B Quaffle Score
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| | Subject: Re: Quidditch Matches for the Year 2026/2027 Fri May 29, 2020 9:04 am | |
| The member ' Azalea Murray' has done the following action : Dices roll
#1 'Quaffle Score' :  -------------------------------- #2 'Quaffle Score' :  -------------------------------- #3 'Golden Snitch' : | |
| | | | Azalea Murray
Head of Slytherin
Posts : 664
Birthday : 1993-08-13
Join date : 2018-01-11
Location : Hogwarts or Surrey mostly
Job/hobbies : Deputy Headmistress at Hogwarts
| | Subject: Re: Quidditch Matches for the Year 2026/2027 Fri May 29, 2020 9:22 am | |
| That was, without a doubt, the worse game in the history of Hogwarts Quidditch! i don't even know where to start!
Let's try though, first with the weather. What started out as a little rainy turned into a full fledged thunderstorm forty minutes into the game. this of course meant trouble for us mere mortals like on the badger's team. The Slytherin crew whoever had no difficulty, turning their sports goggles into swimming once and giving crystal clarity. Their brooms also did not suffer form water damage, lightning strikes or thunder vibrations. Heck even their confirms barely got soaked.
Then there is the plain and simple cheating that went on. Slytherin of course has a storied history of cheating and today was no different. While the Chasers teamed up to attack the poor Hufflepuff Keeper, Kessler joined them and kept sending bludger after bludger in the same direction, not even pretending to work with Mimosa Clement who was off in her own little world God knows doing what. She contributed to the game as much as a butterfly does to a tornado. At one point she actually zoomed down to the stands to hug her.. whatever Jacques Clement is to her? Ward sibling? God brother? Sheesh these rich people!
Even Karan Singh, who is not usually as lowly as his teammates, crossed the line today, almost knocking Lyra Fletcher off her broom and he reached for the snitch. Didn't anyone ever teach you to respect women, Singh? And who were you showing of for anyway, your little girlfriend?
The game lasted three hours and by the time it was over, both teams descended to the ground, one a sodden mess and another as peachy as can be. The score now stands at 70 to 250 for Slytherin but let's face it. The only thing that won today was the corrupt system. Why even bother having the final match, we all know who will win.
Again.
Bushrah signing off. ________________________________________________ | |
| | | | Azalea Murray
Head of Slytherin
Posts : 664
Birthday : 1993-08-13
Join date : 2018-01-11
Location : Hogwarts or Surrey mostly
Job/hobbies : Deputy Headmistress at Hogwarts
| | Subject: Re: Quidditch Matches for the Year 2026/2027 Fri May 29, 2020 9:38 am | |
| Here we are once again, to celebrate another end to teh season that has already been decided. Is there a hope that either team will win so big, it will nullify Slytherin's victory: Of course. is it likely though: Not in a million years. Even the Slytherins know that, judging from how they have shown up dressed in their best gear to the pitch to receive their trophy after the conclusion. So without further ado, let's ruin another Sunday - the 23rd this time - with a match.
Today we have GRYFFINDOR (A) going against the battle worn RAVENCLAW (B). the weather is sunny, the stands full, the referee ready expectations below zero - at least on my part. Let the games begin!
We've never needed a miracle as much as we need one now.
Team A Quaffle Score
Team B Quaffle Score
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| | Subject: Re: Quidditch Matches for the Year 2026/2027 Fri May 29, 2020 9:38 am | |
| The member ' Azalea Murray' has done the following action : Dices roll
#1 'Quaffle Score' :  -------------------------------- #2 'Quaffle Score' :  -------------------------------- #3 'Golden Snitch' :  | |
| | | | Azalea Murray
Head of Slytherin
Posts : 664
Birthday : 1993-08-13
Join date : 2018-01-11
Location : Hogwarts or Surrey mostly
Job/hobbies : Deputy Headmistress at Hogwarts
| | Subject: Re: Quidditch Matches for the Year 2026/2027 Fri May 29, 2020 11:45 am | |
| As predicted, Gryffindor wins but is unable to take Slytherin's top spot in the league. Though It would hardly have been better if one lousy team took the place of another lousy team at the top but whatever, at least we wouldn't be treated to the smug looks on the serpents face when they were awarded the Quidditch Cup. Seriously, they carried Mimosa Clement on their shoulders like she was some kind of princess. Can she even spell "Quidditch:"?
This win and given the House Cup points as they stand right now, we are doomed to have a double victory for Slytheirn again this year.
However, let's recognize the Ravenclaws who played admirably. If it wasn't for the Gryffindor team who tore up the pitch like absolute beasts, the result would be very different. As it is, the Lions are finishing in second place whereas Ravenclaw is n ow at the bottom. I would say how far the mighty have fallen but that's not fair. Give the Eagles a wealthy donor and see how high they can fly.
This match ended with a score of 180 to 310 in favor of Gryffindor with Slytheirn winning the cup overall. Hopefully the school board will realize how pointless this season was and will cancel the game next year.
And now back to something that actually matters: our exams. Bushrah over and out! ________________________________________________ | |
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