Wrong Number (Delia)

Guest

October 23rd, 2023
8:09 pm

She'll be fine, Lucci. Just lure her into the house with carrots or oats and make sure she feels comfortable and safe. The worst thing to do would be to... well to do nothing. But the second worst thing to do is to produce a-lot of noise and scare her away.
Be gentle and show that you can be trusted, and everything will work out Smile

Guest

Oct. 23, 2023
8:12pm

I very sincerely hope you aren't talking about a person.

What the actual f*** is going on?

Guest

Oct. 23, 2023
8:14pm

OH MY GOSH IM SO SORRY!!!

I must have typed the wrong number into my phone. You see, uh, there's this huge thunderstorm back home and my friend's foal ran away and I was just giving him tips on how to get her safely back home. Thunder is terrifying to horses, especially young ones. They often get spooked and sometimes, they run.

I'm so sorry to have bothered you I should have payed attention to the numbers I was typing I'm such an idiot sometimes.

Anyway, I hope you're having a nice night!

Guest

Oct. 23, 2023
8:16pm

Lol.

You're fine. As long as you weren't talking about an actual girl. xD

Don't you have ur friend's no saved? Lol. No bother. Not doing anything important, anyway.

Hope ur friend finds his foal.

Guest

Oct. 23, 2023
8:20pm

Why would I be talking about an actua.... OH MY GOD NO IM MORTIFIED!!!! Of course I was talking about a horse!!!

I don't really save numbers into my phone. I don't use it often enough to need more than my mother and father on speeddial.

Guest

Oct. 23, 2023
8:21pm

ROFL. Took you long enough to get.

Huh. I live on my phone, lol. I've just saved you as 'Kidnapper'.

Guest

Oct. 23, 2023
8:25pm

My mind doesn't really dive into that kind of thinking process. I'm usually the last to laugh at a joke, if I laugh at all.

Kidnapper? I was thinking more along the lines of "Person who texts to wrong number only to end up in a full on conversation."

Has a better ring to it, no?

Guest

Oct. 23, 2023
8:25pm

Nothing wrong with that.

Changed it to 'Ted Bundy'. Makes more sense, n ppl r more likely 2 realise it's a joke if they see my phone... don't want them 2 think I'm ACTUALLY talking to a kidnapper, lol.

Guest

Oct. 23, 2023
8:28pm

No I did not just have to Google Ted Bundy.

How did I so quickly escalate from a kidnapper to a serial killer?

And to think we were becoming friends

(Could you tell that was sarcasm? Sorry it doesnt always translate so well over text and I didnt want you to think I was actually offended by it I know it was a joke)

Guest

Oct. 23, 2023
8:32pm

He was sweet and charming and made his victims feel... what was it u said. 'comfortable n safe'. Gentle, trustworthy... HOW DO I KNOW U R NOT A SERIAL KILLER?! :O :P

Bitch please, if u offended me I wld personally give u a medal. Nothing offends me. Ever. N yes, it was obviously sarcasm.

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